Rhyno Quotes

"This is Rhino and I'm the best part of this fucking CD, and If you dont think so Ill come through them speakers and spear your ass through a fucking table you dirt bag son of a bitch." from the ECW Anarchy Rocks CD
"Rob Zombie must spend a lot of time at home, watching tapes of Rhino, because NO one in the world fits the description, better then me, of the SUPERBEAST." talking about Rob Zombie's song, Superbeast in the linear notes from ECW Anarchy Rocks CD
"Come on Spike! Get up!" Rhyno
WWE.com: And you're doing a little bit of working out?
Rhyno: Oh yeah. I've been training for a while. Actually, I took a couple of weeks off to get some stuff done around the house. I'm an electrician now. I do drywall work. I redid the hardwood floors. You name it. So if Vince McMahon or Linda McMahon need their floors done in their house, don't call anybody. Call me. I take pride in my work (laughs).
Rhyno is the cure for Jerichoholism. - Paul Heyman
"I love LA! I love big breasted women! I'm addicted to internet porn... Oh, I guess I shouldn't have said the last one." Rhyno, WWE House Show 11/22/03 LA, CA

Bruce Prichard "We have you written in for tomorrow's Raw."
Rhyno "Do I get to hug Trish Stratus?"
Prichard "Close. Eric Bischoff."
WWE Confidential August 3, 2002

Eric Bischoff (seemingly talking to himself): "You just saw it yourself, The Undertaker! The man is filled with ruthless aggression; he's an icon in sports entertainment! And Rhyno, that's what you're going to be when you hook up with me. I mean, this show is all about momentum, that's what I'm all about. That's what I've been telling you all day long. When you're ready, nine months is a long time, I know that you're filled with ruthless aggression. I know you. I know you inside and out, I've read about you, I've watched you, I know everything about you, which is why I want you here with me, side by side, makin' RAW the #1 show in sports entertainment around the world, whaddaya say?"
Rhyno "Thank you for the first class travels."
Bischoff "Hey hey hey, my pleasure."
Rhyno "You know what - when I'm ready to come back...you know what, let's just keep in touch. The pleasure's been all mine."
Bischoff "No...mine. You take care. You take care!"
February 2004 WWE Smackdown Magazine: "What sports did you play in school?"
"I wrestled at 189 pounds, and later heavyweight. I played football, too, as a nose guard and tackle. But it didn't matter, I was f***in' crazy, I could switch just like that, in the middle of the game. I also did a little tap dance and ballet. I was in theatre, too, ya know, the XXX movies. But that was after school. Me and a couple of friends got together..." Rhyno
I never thought Id see in a million years you not have the, how do you say it, Ca-hones? - Rhyno to Eddie (Glad to see all those Acting lessons paid off, Rhyno-buddy)